Archive for the ‘satire’ Category

Color

: What’s your color? : Color! : Yes, I mean it. : Why ask? You can see it! : Shut up. You know what I mean. : What do you mean, Sir? : Shut up. You know I don’t mean black or white. I mean what you are? Blue? Green, Red? saffron or a tri? [...]

Friends!

Do they hear footsteps fast? How I wonder they better forecast! Spring or Winter, how they come to know! Before they come and before they go? How I wonder they could foresee fate! In coming and going I never see them late! Friends! I do fear, both of them are true! They come and go [...]

Common sense

Everyone knew why baby must cry Everyone knew when one must lie. Saying ‘I’m fine’ and saying ‘I’m sorry’ needed not be so but general courtesy. Playing little foul and telling little lie not a big crime, nothing to shy. Practicing to say ‘I love you dear’ needed not be often a serious affair. ‘You [...]

How to lose a friend?

How to lose a friend if you ask me ‘Not a hard task, I’ll say,’ how easy come see’. For losing You need not tell him to go very straight Just pretend that you’re busy by looking at the gate. If it does not work just open little mouth Tell him you’re tired and just [...]

Tail tale

Listen, listen. I’ve got a tail. I can wag it well to happily dwell. It helps me well to happily dwell. Listen, listen. I’ve got a tail.

Lo

Lo, You think me a fool because I’m not like you. Look, what he thinks of you because you’re not like him. One thing I fear you’ll never understand why We are so different in our thoughts and outlook about life. You want me learn your techniques of winning the game while you fail to [...]

How to feel unhappy?

How to feel unhappy? How to nicely sob? See I do it often. It’s not a hard job. Reasons to feel happy always there they are Comparing your woes, feel it, with those of their. But I guess it well, like me you too Love to weigh blessings and detest weighing woe Like me you [...]

Plant a plant

I said ‘Plant a plant’. You said ‘Plant a plant’. We said ‘Plant a plant’. He said ‘Plant a plant’. She said ‘Plant a plant’. They said ‘Plant a plant’. I didn’t plant a plant. You didn’t plant a plant. We didn’t plant a plant. He didn’t plant a plant. She didn’t plant a plant. [...]

Weapon eyes

Weapon eyes penetrate not body but mind It causes no blood. It leaves no trails behind It kills no life but deals with it in way so cruel that with terrible pain agony and strain you yell. Weapon eyes have voice that you do not hear but feel deep in heart and you tremble in [...]

Need not say

I can hear what you do because I have ears. I can see what you whisper because I have eyes. I can smell what you conceal because I have a nose. I can taste what you offer because I have a tongue. I can feel what you pretend because I have skin. I have also [...]

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